if I were..
* month: October, starts to get cool around then...
* day of the week: Thursday, because without it you'd never make it to Friday
* part of day: Night, around 2 a.m.
* planet: Saturn, those pictures just released are too cool
* sea animal: Swordfish
* direction: Straight ahead
* piece of furniture (fixed) Kitchen table
* sin: Lustwrathenvy
* liquid: Metal, change shapes to scare little kids
* stone: Rolling, you know... papa was...
* tree: Toothache
* tool: Hammer, there's not much that can't be fixed by beating it with a hammer...
* flower/plant: Calla Lily
* kind of weather: Just about to rain
* mythical creature: Lycanthrope
* musical instrument: Bass
* animal: Gorilla
* colour: Green
* vegetable: Eggplant
* sound: Echo
* element: Fire
* car: '69 Nova
* song: Of Wolf and Man
* movie, directed by: Mel Brooks
* book, written by: Douglas Adams
* food: Wheat
* place: Where ever it is that you "go" when you "go to sleep"
* material: Silk
* taste: Sour
* scent: Just about to rain
* religion: Tao
* word: Done
* object: Doorstop
* body part: Ear
* subject at school: Sex Ed :haybaybee:
* cartoon: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
* number: 3